I'm not really a soccer fan, but it is a hot topic these days - just look at Le's blog. I'm really glad that the Vietnamese team is doing great. They are really worth being proud of!
Ok, but the Vietnamese team's great performance is not really the reason I'm blogging here about soccer. It's something to the opposite (as to an extent of being very funny... sorry I'm not as patriotic in the soccer business :P) - you guessed it! the recent disastrous defeat of the Chinese team!
I'll skip the technical details and players' profiles (which don't quite ring any bells on me anyway...). I actually don't follow the news on soccer, but all of a sudden all these interesting pieces of information about it simply emerged - from my friends' IM nicknames, from their blogs, etc.
Some nicknames:
"The Chinese national soccer team made me lose all my hope - in 15 minutes they were shot like a sifter!"
"The third-rate team of Asia being successfully eliminated, the pig team returning back to China solving pork price inflation" (a little bit background: 1) the head coach of the Chinese soccer team has a last name with the same sound as pig in Chinese, 2) recently the price of pork was crazily inflated up more than 25% in China)
Here's a bit more from a friend's blog:
Goal:
The ones who can shoot a powerful goal 30 meters away, are the German players.
The ones who can cooperate ingeniously 3 meters away from the empty goal, are the Portugal players.
The ones who can hit the corner flag during a penalty kick, are the Chinese players.
Style:
The ones who would applaud to the referee, are the European players.
The ones who would swear to the referee, are the South American players.
The ones who would spit on the referee and beat him up, are the Chinese players.
Stamina:
The ones who can run with full speed for 90 minutes, without changing the facial color, are the Korean players.
The ones who can run for 90 minutes, gasping frequently, are the European players.
The ones who can run for 90 minutes, sweating a lot, are the South American players.
The ones who can walk for 90 minutes, then lying on the floor cramping, are the Chinese players.
Speed:
The ones who can run faster than the ball, are the Dutch players.
The ones who can run as fast as the ball, are the UK players.
The ones who can run as fast as the referee, are the Maldive players.
The ones who cannot even out run the referee, are the Chinese players.
Attitude:
The ones who treat soccer as their lives, are the African players.
The ones who treat soccer as their jobs, are the European players.
The ones who treat soccer as a game, are the South American players.
The ones who treat soccer as a joke, are the Chinese players.
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ok, now I see how disappointed people are :P


